Little Johnny was at school and the class started playing the name game. The teacher calls out "A"...Johnny has his hand up but the teacher won't call on him because Johnny always has something nasty to say, so she calls on Little Susie. "A is for apple teacher". "That's good Susie...now B". Johnny again has his hand up but the teacher knows better than to call on him...she calls on Little Mikey instead. "B is for bicycle teacher". "Very good Mikey" teacher exclaims. So, for each letter that teacher calls out, Johnny has his hand up for every single one, but never gets called on. Finally, the teacher arrives at the letter W. Johnny again has his hand raised high but no one else. Teacher thinks and cannot think of anything bad that begins with the letter W. "Okay Johnny...W". "W is for womb teacher". Teacher says "Awww Johnny...is that like little baby Jesus in the womb?" Johnny replies "Hell no teach! It's like two elephants fucking! WHOOM WHOOM WHOOM!"